guaranteed to make your friends shit themselves
remember when this thing was number #1 in the uk charts.
WE DON’T TALK ABOUT THAT
IT WAS HERE IN AMERICA TOO OMFG I THOUGHT IT WAS JUST US
AUSTRALIA TOO I DON’T THINK ANYONE ESCAPED
IT WAS EVERYWHERE
IT WAS EVEN IN CANADA
a girl walks into a classroom wearing a spaghetti strap shirt. immediately every boy within a 50 yard radius gets a raging erection. the teacher attempts to present a lesson but to no avail, no one can hear over the sound of every male student masturbating to this girl’s shoulders. why couldn’t she just wear a long sleeved shirt
Plot twist: The next companion is a normal girl/boy who only dies once in their lifetime and has no remarkable back story but he thinks they’re wonderful because they are human and the Doctor needs reminding that you don’t need to be a mystery to be remarkable.
Matt Smith is nominated for Best Actor. He’s up against David Tennant (Broadchurch), the Master himself John Simm (The Village) and previous incarnation Derek Jacobi (Last Tango In Halifax).
DOCTOR VS MASTER SHOWDOWN
I just read the article and Jenna is also nominated for Best Actress along with Suranne Jones.
So it’s basically Clara vs TARDIS