Posted 57 minutes ago

breakfastburritoe:

ur very cute and very far away please come be cute closer to me

Posted 59 minutes ago

johnlock-5eva:

thatotherdirection:

johnhwatson-:

#still convinced that holding up the tape at a crime scene is the sherlock equivalent of pulling out his chair in a restaurant

Althoug he isn’t really holding it up for John, he is actually just holding it up for himself. John just manages to get under it before Sherlock lets go.

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What did you say again?

Posted 1 hour ago

lameborghini:

1. wear more black
2. be meaner to boys
3. do homework maybe

Posted 1 hour ago

disloyals:

ordering pizza online is the best technological advancement since the internet itself

Posted 1 hour ago

kissmeok:

♡Love/Couples♡

Posted 1 hour ago
Posted 1 hour ago

tangotwitches:

fearless-feminism:

Feminist Dragons

Inspired by X

I’ve been waiting so long for this.

Posted 1 hour ago

gallifreyanpanicmoon:

This guy has achieved more with a webcam and his dog than I ever have in my life.

(Source: supostos)

Posted 1 hour ago

sassyabrahamlincoln:

sassyabrahamlincoln:

4 score and 20 years ago i blazed it

now im stoned
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Posted 1 hour ago

the-tie-guy:

iamtravellingwiththedoctor:

thekrustykr4b:

who needs punk rock when you can have punk cock

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that could have been a very different picture

I am glad it wasn’t

(Source: spicy-vagina-tacos)

Posted 1 hour ago

fantasticcatadventures:

My friend is a snapchat genius

Posted 1 hour ago

dont-drop-that-dutdutdutdut:

So guys, at my school we have a senior, Hannah Wagernackle, and she has Down’s syndrome. Despite that, she is very popular, and on our cheerleading team. A few weeks ago, she asked James Maslow, from Big Time Rush, to prom through a video. The video has over 20,000 hits, and on Friday morning, he sent a response. Sadly, he could not make it to our prom because he would be shooting for Dancing with the Stars. Instead, he flew her and her mom and sister out to LA for an extended weekend with him. He took them to Disneyland, and she is coming with him to shoot DWTS on Monday and they are going to have their own special prom dance. I cannot believe this happened to one of us. Please share this story, Hannah’s story, to show that not all celebrities are douches to their fans.

Posted 1 hour ago
Posted 1 hour ago

my dance style ranges from white dad at a barbecue to stripper whose rent is due tomorrow

(Source: territorialcreep)

Posted 1 hour ago

smallnico:

look at this fucking cookie. look at it. i bought this fucking cookie at my school’s cafeteria. it is the size of my face. i bought it for 2 dollars. this cookie is supposed to inspire sharing among the students because its so fucking huge but clearly whoever thought of that little idea did not understand teenagers. this cookie is a challenge. nobody shares these cookies. they fucking eat the whole thing by themselves because its there. fucking gigantic cookies. fuck.